Accountant and farmer?
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over. It's a big flock, so he takes the bet. The man looks around and answers, "869." The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. The shepherd says, "Okay, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." The man picks one up and begins to walk away. "Wait," cries the shepherd, "let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." The man agrees. "You are an accountant for the government," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man. "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?" "Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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Answer 1 :
Very good never heard that one before.
Answer 2 :
lol...funny...thanks for sharing...do u hav anymore?
Answer 3 :
right
Answer 4 :
baaaa i good but a bit woof in places.lol
Answer 5 :
Ha ha ha well worth a star,,,,
Answer 6 :
i dont get it?
Answer 7 :
that doesnt make any sense!!! first of all, u say he says "I will bet you $100 against one of your SHEEP that I can tell you the exact number in this flock."
Answer 8 :
lol
Answer 9 :
Great version, i know the blonde version of that joke, she dyes her hair brunette and counts the sheep and the farmer bets that he can guess her natural hair color for his dog back.
Answer 10 :
i dont get it either
Answer 11 :
hahahahahahaha..nice 1
Answer 12 :
Excellent!!! xD xD xD Excellent joke!!! xD xD xD Here's a star! *
Answer 13 :
haha very good
Answer 14 :
Brilliant!! Another good one!! LOL!! *
Answer 15 :
omg hun, excellent, pmsl star
Answer 16 :
Ha ha ha.!!! Don't know sheep from dogs, lol.!!! Good one.!!! 10/10.!!! Still smiling here.!!
Answer 17 :
hahaha...great joke*
Answer 18 :
Ummmmmmmmmmm
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